October 31st, 2008
Happy Halloween!

I’m making Devil’s Food cake today. Mmmmmm.

That is…unless something unforeseen happens to me instead and I start to crave braaaaains. Unfortunately Megan Hart MAY HAVE ALREADY SUCCUMBED! People, I cannot stress enough having zombie protocols in place. You never know when you might need them.

You can’t count on your government to save you during a full out zombie attack. Studies have show that not even the great city of Pittsburgh is amply prepared.

You’re going to need a few double barrel shotguns with lots of ammo, some heavy four-by-fours and planks of wood to board up your windows, enough food and water to last at least six months, and your basic Zombie bite first aid kit, among other things (like maybe a poison ring if all else is lost).

Be informed, people. Stay alert. Above all, STAY SAFE.

6 comments to “Happy Halloween!”

  1. Happy Halloween! Enjoy!!! 😈

  2. Happy Halloween! Here is hoping the zombies stay away tonight.

  3. ajflak


  4. Happy Halloween!

  5. lol you kids 😉
    I still want some of that devil’s food cake 😛 but wish my luck. I’m making cheesecake for the first time in my life- and I’m going for pumpkin cheesecake!

  6. Yeah, but that was three years and two mayors ago. I mean, you didn’t see any zombies at RT, did you (Other than zonked-out conference goers)?

    It’s under control now. I promise.