I’m making Devil’s Food cake today. Mmmmmm.
That is…unless something unforeseen happens to me instead and I start to crave braaaaains. Unfortunately Megan Hart MAY HAVE ALREADY SUCCUMBED! People, I cannot stress enough having zombie protocols in place. You never know when you might need them.
You can’t count on your government to save you during a full out zombie attack. Studies have show that not even the great city of Pittsburgh is amply prepared.
You’re going to need a few double barrel shotguns with lots of ammo, some heavy four-by-fours and planks of wood to board up your windows, enough food and water to last at least six months, and your basic Zombie bite first aid kit, among other things (like maybe a poison ring if all else is lost).
Be informed, people. Stay alert. Above all, STAY SAFE.